Log in

She's so unusual! [entries|friends|calendar]
The Skull Siren

[ website | Myspace-add me, bitches! ]
[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ calendar | livejournal calendar ]

[25 Jan 2005|10:56am]
[ mood | aggravated ]

Ok so I was in a car accident, and it sucked hard!

So yeah Friday night I was driving to pick up my schedule for work. I was driving thru and intersection when the light turned green. As I was less than ten feet away from making it thru the intersection a car turned in-front of me. He was driving so fast that I didn't see him until the back of his car hit the front right corner of my car. I slammed on my breaks and put my car in park. He was going so fast and I doubt he even braked that he kept sliding. I could barely breath and I was shaking so bad I could barely dial my home number to call my parents.
A guy came up to my car to make sure I was ok while he called the police. I was honestly not sure if I was ok, I was crying and shaking so badly. I just sat there crying and the man was trying to comfort me but yeah that didn't work. Once the fire/ambulance came I had calmed down a little bit but I was still shaking and crying. Meanwhile I am still parked in the middle of the street and my dad comes running over. After like 10 min they have me move my car out of the intersection. I just sat in my car for like an hour while my dad was talking to the police and he was talking to the other dude. Apparently he was delivering a new VW someone had just bought.
So when I finally get to talk to the cop he is like "Well we are gonna put this down as your fault." I started crying I was like wtf. The little asshole had called people he worked with to pretend that they were there. I was so pissed, I was like um no those people were not here, they showed up after the accident. So after like 10 minutes of arguing/explaining the cop realized he was full of shit and that he did not even see me when he was turning cuz he was a dumbass. So yeah the cop changed it to no fault, thank god.

But I am really pissed cuz I have whiplash, pulled muscles in my chest, strained arms and hands, a messed up back an tons of other shit. Now I have to get special nerve and muscle therapy for 6 weeks.


Sorry that was so long, hehe sorry if you wasted your time reading this.

1 _+++|%$#^%#

Panic attacks suck</3 [20 Dec 2004|11:07pm]
[ mood | nauseated ]

My throat hurts so badly right now....

I went up stairs to change into my pjs and call Justin to say good night. Right after I finished leaving him a message, I got this big lump in my throat. I started to cry because it hurt so bad, and I could not breathe. I laid in bed crying and gasping for like five minutes. Finally I was able to catch my breath, but I was still crying. That was just about the worst panic attack I have ever had. What sucks the most is I really don't know why I had it. Apparently I am stressed out, because when I went to the docter my stress levels went all the way up to 30, and they are supposed to be below 2. It sucks because I dont feel stressed out, so I never really know when a panic attack is going to come on. I cant really see any reason for why I got it. All that happened was I got in a fight with Devon, I got yelled at for somthing stupid by my parents, and I didint really get to talk to Justin like I had wanted to. But I dont see why that would give me such a bad panic attack.
What freaks me out most is that after I have one I get so dizy and achey that I can barely walk. I also get very, very weak. Blah. It might make it better if I talked to someone when I had one, but I am not sure if I could talk let alone breath....

I cant wait until next week, after that I wont be working so much. And I will be able to talk to Justin more. That will be great, when I get to talk to him it makes things so much better for me. When I talk to him I dont get so stressed out...

Well I am gonna go lay down, cause I feel as though I am going to vomet....


1 _+++|%$#^%#

[03 Dec 2004|11:20pm]
Join my community bitches!

1 _+++|%$#^%#

[03 Dec 2004|11:20pm]
[ mood | sore ]

I find myself sitting around being very bored, and thinking that I should go out and do something....
But then I remember that I get enough human interaction at work, so I think it is best for me to avoid it as much as possible when I am not work. Now I don't mean interaction in general, I just mean interaction with people I don't know, or I don't like. Now considering my overly shy nature, I really don't know many people. And most the people I do know that are not my friends, I cannot stand. So this leaves me in quite a perdicamint, I get lonely very easily, but I like being left alone. Hmmm. I do declare I am one odd girl.
I am very very sick of guys thinking I like them, or that they have a chance with me because I am remotely nice to them. I must admite I am very nice most of the time, but that does not mean I like them. I am simply too nice to say "Ok jackass I don't like you, I wont go out with you so stop asking me!" But alas I am too nice and I just ignore them. Sometimes I think if I said "Fuck off" everytime I thought it, I would be yelling at 85% of the people I talk too.

My lip is almost compleatly closed, you can still see where the hole was if you look really close. I don't know, now that I have it out I can see that I look better with out it. I mean I liked it for a while, but it kind of took away from my face a little. Ehe. But I still really like my nose piercing, it's very meish. Well thats not a real work, but whatever.
I was thinking about this time when I was 12 and I was visiting my aunt and uncle in Saint Lewis. We went shopping one day in this ultra alternative part of town. I was in heaven I remember being inlove with all the clothes and jewelry. We walked out of one store and there was a woman who was probably 23, she had bright blue hair, a nose piercing with a hoop in, she had these really cute tattoos on her upper arm, and she was wearing a plaid mini shirt with a tank girl tee shirt combat boots and fishnets. I remember thinking, "this is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen" Soon after I picked my jaw up off the side walk my uncle made a comment on how she was freaky looking, and was probably a slut. That was when I decided that was exactly how I wanted to be when I grew up. She was perfect, I knew right then that I was ment to be "Weird looking."
Blah I am tired and my mucles hurt....

I'm such a dork!
P.s. There are a plethora of run on sentences in this post, but I honestly don't give a damn!
I ♥ J.S.K


[23 Nov 2004|10:02pm]
[ mood | In love ]

Work was funny, well as funny as it can be at 8:45am. I bought the Nirvana box set today, holy shnit! My sister is trying to steal it and I am like "Ooohh uh uh bitch dont get up in my Nirvana shit!" Well I didnt actually say that but it would have been funny if I did. I could have done my perfict ghetto accent. Man I fuckin own the impersonation! But I rarly do it, because...Well uhh I dont have a reason. Maybe I don't want to scare people with my ghetto skills. Steph and I own at that, some black kid was like "Shit girl I'm black and I don't even do that voice as well as you!" Haha yeah biotch I got skills. It's kind of odd because for a while my mom was so set on me doing voices for cartoons, she was like you would be so good. But yeah I don't want to do that. I will leave the cartoon voices to my aunt.

God I ramble so much sometimes.... I'm listening to one of the Nirvana cd's, its so fucking amazing. I didnt think it was possible for me to like them any more than I already did. But I was proven wrong.
I need to start christmas shopping next week. It would be futile for me to even attempt it this week. Plus I get payed on friday, and that check will be pretty big. The amount of the bonus check went up, now it's $472, that is gonna be so awesome when I get that check. But I'm going to put it straight into savings. Well I seem to have run out of things to say....
Nighty night♥
A dirty shame!Collapse )o

2 _+++|%$#^%#

[21 Nov 2004|08:47pm]
[ mood | gloomy ]

I will be working so much this week; it's going to suck so hard! I work 39 hours, but I am sure it will come out to 42 with overtime. I work 10 hours straight the day after thanksgiving, I am going to wanna shoot my self. Oh well at least I will be making lots of money.
My ankles hurt so effin badly right now. I have weak ankles like Axle Rose, hehe.
It seems that everyone feels the need to point out how small I am lately! DAMN MY SMALL STATURE!
And to make matters worse my voice could not be any smaller. So I pretty much have to scream to get anyone to hear me when I call them up to my cash register. I guess that's what the line cue is for, but sadly Matt sucks so fucking bad at line cueing that it's not even funny. I am like ok douche bag stop flirting with the girls in line and do your effin job!
I think after the holidays I am gonna try and get a second job, because I really need to save my money for when I move out. And if I keep going to Doctor Hopper hopefully I will learn to not get stressed out so much. That way I wont be stressing all the time.
It is so cold outside; it’s not even funny. It's been raining all day; it started to snow a little on my way to work. I love the snow, I wanna go up to the mountains this week to play in the snow.
I think I am gonna go to the mall tomorrow to visit Miss Amanda. I am so glad she got the job at Hot Topic I know she is going to love it there.
I really wanna go out tonight, so hopefully someone will wanna hang out. I am so fucking bored. I have not gone out and had fun in far to long. Blah all work and no play makes Gillian a dull girl!
I wanna go to the movies; hopefully I can find someone to go with. I tried to get a long sleeve uniform shirt for work, but they were all out of size small, arrggg!
For some odd reason it amuses me so much when people get caught trying to steel dumb stuff. This one kid who was probably 12 was caught trying to steal a pack of $6 batteries. I was like dude your a DUMBASS! I think the punishment should be having to get a big tattoo that says dumbass! I mean come on a store like Best Buy has security cameras, so your ass is most likely going to get caught. Come on fawkers! Get an effin job already!

Arggg I'm a shitty girlfriend. I suck, blah. I wish I knew how to be better: /
BitchCollapse )

1 _+++|%$#^%#

[17 Nov 2004|08:46pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Heheh...See what I do when I get bored!

Oh and heres a picture of my bat tattoo on my hip. The guy did a bad job, the color is kind of messed up already. And it has not even been a year. Also one of the wings is crooked. I guess I will have to go to Aaron my tattoo god, and have him fix it up. I will see how much it will be next time I go to get a tattoo.


[06 Nov 2004|12:03pm]
[ mood | disappointed ]

Bad day, bad night, and even worse morning....

All I am hoping for now is that I will pass out. I didnt sleep all night, I was coughing so bad. I kept waking up because I couldnt breath. Yeah that sucked cock!

I wish he would have called me this morning:/ But I am not sure if I would have been able to talk. But still it would have made my day a little better.

I think I am gonna go take a hot bath.

I was so drunk last night. Apparently hot whisky with a tea spoon of tea fucks me up. I kept falling down and laughing. I hate that, I feel like such an idiot. But whats new, insteed of sober idiot I am drunk idiot.

Blah I think today is gonna suck majorly....

Lets hope I'm wrong, but I doubt I am:(


Love still hurts...... [05 Nov 2004|06:21pm]
[ mood | crushed ]

Wow! I am such a compleate idiot!!!

But atleast I found out before it was too late...

I still feel like shit, and work sucked hard!

My ankle hurts really bad, I probably should not have cut it....
But I am starting to calm down a bit thanks to that.

Oh well....

I am gonna go to dinner with Felicia, I hope she can make me feel better.


Le sigh! [03 Nov 2004|06:27pm]
[ mood | Shitty! ]

I went to Buffalo Exchange and Cash for Chaos today with Felicia. I got this awesome skullerfly necklace. But the chain is too sort, I don't want it to be a choker:/

There was this really annoying punk boy at cash for chaos. He followed me around the whole time trying to show of. He even started doing kung fu moves. He was like "Hey check out my kick ass kung fu moves!" I felt like saying dude if only you knew how much I hate guys with black hair who think they can do kung fu.
They had this awesome GG Allin tee shirt! I am in love with it, but its way too small. My boobies are far to big for it. I asked him if they had any other GG Allin stuff, sadly they didn't. He was like just try it on! I was like dude maybe if my boobs were 3X's smaller it would fit. Damn my huge knockers, getting in the way of me wearing a hot as GG Allin tee shirt!
It took Felicia and I over 30 minutes to get home, the traffic was soo bad! All the car fumes made me even sicker. My lungs, and chest are so sore!
I work 9:45am-4:00pm tomorrow, I feel so shitty I really don't feel like going to work. But oh well.

So my parents are probably going to move to San Antonio, TX next year. They will pay for me to have a condo to live in before I go to LA.
It would be good though, because they would be really close to Florida so they would not be too upset about me moving there.
Well I am gonna go lay down, cuz I feel like shit!

P.s. I miss Justin:(


[03 Nov 2004|12:53pm]
(I found this one http://www.conservativepunk.com, they have some really great articles. Everyone should check this site out. Weather you are a republican or not.)

I am often surprised at the level at which liberals, resist the war on terror when we are fighting an enemy that so closely resembles Nazism. The argument can even be made that the current and dominant political atmosphere in the Middle East is a direct offshoot of Nazism. From the fascist all-powerful state, to the rampant anti-Semitism which is actually built into the doctrine of many of these countries, as well as the PLO charter, coupled with murder of political dissidents and state controlled media and propaganda, radical Islamo fascism resembles Nazism in almost every aspect.

Historically, we can look at figures like Amin Al Husseini, whose close relationship with Adolph Hitler provides the direct link between modern Islamo Fascism, and Nazism.

Husseini is the father of modern jihad, a first hand participant in the Armenian genocide, and whose doctrine can be followed straight through to the events of September 11th. During WWII Husseini was personally involved in and oversaw numerous ethnic cleansing campaigns, which resulted in the murders of 200,000 Christian Serbs, 22,000 Bosnians, and 40,000 Gypsies. After World War II (a conflict in which Husseini considered himself the Arab arm of Nazism) he became, at different times, the head of The Muslim Brotherhood, the Arab League, and in 1962 the World Islamic Congress, spreading his venom throughout the Muslim World. His students and followers include Yasser Arafat; who’s real name is Mohammed Abder Rauf Arafat Al-Kudwa Al-Husseini, and is allegedly Amin Al Husseini’s nephew, Saddam Hussein; who’s uncle and mentor, Kharaillah Tulfah was Husseini’s right hand man in a pro-nazi coup in Iraq in 1941, and Osama Bin Laden; who refers to Amin Al Husseini’s 1921 declaration of global Jihad as the beginning of his current struggle.

Husseini’s influence is not limited to the above lot, but can be felt in nearly every corner of the Islamic world, from Iran to Syria, all of which are strikingly Nazi-esq, right down to the secret police, anti-semitism and hatred of America.

So please, if you are not for the utter destruction of these regimes, and defeat of their leaders, remove that anti-swastika patch from your jacket and throw it away, if you choose not to…look at it with shame.

So the problem is not that people argue with the current handling of the war on terror, the problem is that they offer nothing by way of a realistic alternate solution. Whether we like it or not, terrorism is a reality, a scourge, and a problem that if not dealt with will grow to a level we will not be able to contain, and we can certainly not wait for a mushroom cloud to spring into action.

“The US must change its foreign policy!” This is the solution I am confronted with most often.

The worst amongst those on the left are those who refuse to even acknowledge the existence of an enemy. They have forgotten the fact that we as citizens of the Great Satan, westerners and worst of all, non-Muslims are being threatened by Islamic fundamentalists, and replaced that fact with an almost fanatical contempt for their own home. They make excuses at every turn, becoming apologists for the very same people who wish them dead, every statement being qualified with; “September 11th was messed up, but…”.

Hate the president or love the president, whether you like it or not, this violence must be met with violence.

EMAIL: rizzuto@conservativepunk.com

2 _+++|%$#^%#

Booya! [02 Nov 2004|09:13pm]
[ mood | silly ]

Oopsy I went scene!

Hahah I have no life and cough medicine makes me loopy. So I took some scene pictures.
Oh and I cut my bangs, cuz there is no way in hell I am paying $30 to have someone else do it!
POW!Collapse )

2 _+++|%$#^%#

Sweet camcorder dude! [02 Nov 2004|05:46pm]
[ mood | sick ]

Oh man, today some annoying black super ghetto guy was being a huge pain in my ass. It took all the strength I had not to roll my eyes at him. And when I finally finished ringing him up, he stood there for like 5 minutes singing me a song about G's. I was like WTF, please leave at once! So I think he is finally going to leave, and he looks up at me and goes "Sooo" paused to look at my name tag, which is on my boob. "Soo Gillian, can I get yo digits?" I said "Um actually no." He look very surprised. I wanted to ask him if that usually worked. He said "Oh so you gotta man?" I was like "Um yeah, have a nice day."
Yeah that was fun.....NOT.
But luckily my drawer was not over or under. I am pretty sure one of my supervisors has a crush on me. He did not say anything about my drawer being $10 short the other day. He is a bit annoying because he always calls me Miss Gillian, oh well. As long as he is nice to me its all gravy. Oh well I would rather have him have a crush on me rather than my other boss, because he is like 24 and my other boss is like 45.
But I am going to go apply at Urban Outfitters. I would like to work there part time and at Best Buy part time.

My throat hurts so fucking bad. I doubt me singing/screaming emoxcore to Jake helped it very much. Felicia and I should start an emoxcore band. That would be sooo fucking funny. But I don't wanna fuck up my voice to, I shall only do it for comedic purposes.

I got my first pay check today, it was $177. But $15 of it I had to use for library fines:(

I am gonna go lay down and watch the news.


Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!!! [01 Nov 2004|10:16pm]
[ mood | bored ]

So Halloween was fun, I wish I would have gotten to go to the double down. But oh well.
Amanda and I went over to Eddies and watched Night Of The Living Dead. Then we went to pick up Felicia from work. Jake met us at her house so she could get changed. Then we went to Wal-Mart to get a digital voice recorder. While we were walking to the electronics department one guy was walking by us. He started to check out Felicias boobs, and then he freaked when he saw mine. He walked right into a TV display and almost busted his ass hardcore! It was so funny, I almost pissed myself. Jake was laughing sooo hard!
Amanda bought a digital voice recorder and we set out to find a cemetery. We got kind of lost, but eventually found one. We parked my van and Felicia decided she wanted to stay in the car. I got out the car and was like holy fuck its cold outside. So I found one of my moms old ugly coats, and put it on. Jake and I were effin freezing.
We slowly made are way through the cemetery watching where we were walking. As we did not want to walk on someone's grave. We found a bench to sit on. But it was sooo cold. And wearing a little vinyl mini dress, I was not about to sit down. So Jake offered his lap. I gave him fair warning that I might smush him. He decided to be a risk taker and I sat on his knee.
Haha now if it were any other guy I would have said no effin way. But seeing as how Jake is gay it was alright.
We turned the digital voice recorder and continued to ask questions. Like "Do we have your permission to talk to you?" and "Do you like it here?" We stayed out there for about five minutes and then went back to the car. When I got up from Jake's lap he was like "whoo your butt was keeping me warm!" And I said "What can I say I've got a hot ass!" Haha yeah I'm a dork.
We played it when were back in the car, and when we asked "do you have your permission to talk to you?" There was this loud deep NO. It was scary as all hell! It sounded like it was coming from off in the distance. Whoo I am glad we left when we did.
After that I took everyone home, and watched some movies before I went to bed. I will post Halloween pictures later, I don't have them yet.
Bang!!!Collapse )

2 _+++|%$#^%#

[31 Oct 2004|12:43pm]
[ mood | gloomy ]

1.When it appears that you have killed the monster, *never* check to see if it's really dead.·

2.If you find that your house was built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed necrophilia or satanic practices in your house - move away immediately.·

3.Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.·

4.Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.·

5.If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. Note: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.·

6.When you have the benefit of numbers, *never* pair off or go it alone.·

7.As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.·

8.Never stand in, above, below, on, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.·

9.If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.·

10.If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.·

11.Do not take *anything* from the dead.·

12.If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.·

13.Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing.·

14.If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice - more if you're of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.·

15.If your companions begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behaviour such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.·

16.Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.·

17.If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help

Miss Amanda and I(and probably some other people) are going to get something for dinner, and eat in an old graveyard. It shall be a kind of day of the dead type thing. We may end up eating in the big pet cemetery. That would be kind of cool, seeing as how Pet Cemetery is one of my favorite books. I am not sure if I want to wear my whole costume tonight. I may not do my zombie make up tonight. After all it would be a little disrespectful to go eat dinner in a grave yard dressed up as the living dead.
My hands have a nice red tint to them from the fake blood I used last night. Hehe
Heather took some really good pictures last night. She is going to send them to me so I can post them. Cuz yeah, I must admit I was a pretty hot zombie. hehe. I had to keep pushing my boobs down, because the dress is so low cut. I didn't want my boobs hanging about with children around. We actually I don't want my boobs hanging out ever. That is unless I am in the privacy of my own room or bathroom.

Blah I miss Justin like woah!
Hopefully I will get to talk to him this weekend.

4 _+++|%$#^%#

Mmmmm brains! [30 Oct 2004|11:17pm]
[ mood | tired ]


Oh bollocks!!! [29 Oct 2004|08:16pm]
[ mood | listless ]

I woke up at 8 this morning so I could go to the ITT tech campus for a tour. I have no clue why I said I would go on a tour. I guess I was just in a good mood when the guy called. So I drove way the fuck out to Henderson. I lied and said I had to leave for work at 11am. The place was full of dumb rich kids and Dungeons and Dragons nerds. The whole fucking time the guy called me Giselle. I never once corrected him. I felt that if he was smart enough to have the job he had that he should be smart enough to read my name on the piece of paper sitting in front of him.
I must admit I was soo bloody shocked when he was like "Your tuition will only be $64,000." I was like F that yo! I better have a damn leprechaun teaching me and a personal masseuse. My God I was so shocked when he said that.
I got to hang out with Amanda today. I went to Party City while Amanda was getting her nails done. I had to stop at a 7-11 to get cash. There were like 6 annoying little girls in there. The woman behind the counter looked like she was going to have a nervous break down. One little girl kept asking how much everything was. Or how many things are a doller. The woman was finally like "I am not asking any more questions for you, your driving me nuts!" The they all stood in line behind me. They were so close behind me, that one girls is almost on my ass. So I turn around, to kind of see what the hell they were doing. And one of the girls starts whispering(Very loudly I might add)about how scary my make up was, and about my piercings. I was very annoyed at there lack of manners. So I turned around and said to the girl "Um I'm not deaf you know!" Perhaps from now on they will wait until the person leaves to start talking crap about them.
I have work tomorrow from 11:30 till 3:30, then I am going to Amanda's Halloween party.

I took some pictures of myself in my pimp ass work clothes! Yeah I know I look like shit. What's new.
Bang!Collapse )

2 _+++|%$#^%#

OoOOooo 5 days to Halloween [26 Oct 2004|10:58pm]
[ mood | lonely ]

I think I am going to pretend to be hard core. Since at least once a day someone asks me if I am hard core, or if I am in a hard core band. But anyone that actually gets to know me or who knows me would know that me being hard core is laughable. I don't think hard core kids giggle, and I am pretty sure they don't have annoying little girl voices. Hehehe. Like Oh yeah I am so hard core! You don't wanna mess with me, I will fuck you up. I highly doubt that I could say that without giggling.

I bought the new Elliot Smith CD. It's soo great, I got all teary eyed. He was such an amazing artist, it's so sad to think that is his last album.
Blah I am really tired I am gonna go lay down and read, and then go to bed. I am gonna call Justin when I wake up. Cuz yeah whenever I get to talk to him, I have a better day.
P.s. Pictures behind the cut<3

Read more...Collapse )

2 _+++|%$#^%#

[26 Oct 2004|01:05am]
[ mood | nerdy ]

Blah blah blah....
I went shopping with Amanda and Felicia, fun was had.
Then I got a tummy ache....
My sister pissed me off really bad...
And that about sums up my day.

Oh yeah and here are some pictures for your viewing displeasure...
Read more...Collapse )

1 _+++|%$#^%#

[24 Oct 2004|02:32pm]
I am in dire need of a shower, but I need to color my hair first...
Damn my roots!!!!
I am hopefully going to hang out with Tara today. I have not seen her in over a month:( I miss her like crazy! I hope we can go see a movie so we can comment on it like we do so well. I swear we should have a show like Mystery Science Theater 2000. That would be so rad!

I didn't get to sleep until 4am last night. And I had such a bad headache that I kept waking up. Blah I hate getting migraines!

I have to work on the shit for the garage sale this week. I want to have it the weekend after Halloween. It should be nice, because I get most of the money. So yey for that.
Oh man what I am about to say is sooo funny! Well to me at least...
Keep your wiener out of my poo poo hole!

[ viewing | most recent entries ]
[ go | earlier ]