1.When it appears that you have killed the monster, *never* check to see if it's really dead.·
2.If you find that your house was built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed necrophilia or satanic practices in your house - move away immediately.·
3.Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.·
4.Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.·
5.If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. Note: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.·
6.When you have the benefit of numbers, *never* pair off or go it alone.·
7.As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.·
8.Never stand in, above, below, on, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.·
9.If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.·
10.If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.·
11.Do not take *anything* from the dead.·
12.If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.·
13.Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing.·
14.If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice - more if you're of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.·
15.If your companions begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behaviour such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.·
16.Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.·
17.If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help
Miss Amanda and I(and probably some other people) are going to get something for dinner, and eat in an old graveyard. It shall be a kind of day of the dead type thing. We may end up eating in the big pet cemetery. That would be kind of cool, seeing as how Pet Cemetery is one of my favorite books. I am not sure if I want to wear my whole costume tonight. I may not do my zombie make up tonight. After all it would be a little disrespectful to go eat dinner in a grave yard dressed up as the living dead.
My hands have a nice red tint to them from the fake blood I used last night. Hehe
Heather took some really good pictures last night. She is going to send them to me so I can post them. Cuz yeah, I must admit I was a pretty hot zombie. hehe. I had to keep pushing my boobs down, because the dress is so low cut. I didn't want my boobs hanging about with children around. We actually I don't want my boobs hanging out ever. That is unless I am in the privacy of my own room or bathroom.
Blah I miss Justin like woah!
Hopefully I will get to talk to him this weekend.